El Olas
Recently, Eden Fantasys got hold of an astounding batch of products from Diamond Lovetoys. These products, which are sure to “rock” your world, are made of… stone!
All of them have the appearance of finished marble or granite, all of them have curves and texture that are sure to please plus enough length and girth to satisfy just about anyone.
From the La Vibra, which is a stone vibrator, to the Para Jandia, a seven inch rippled delight, these stone dildos are amazing. Packaged in an industrial looking metal tin on a bed of satin, they’re firm and heavy and totally unique.
I bet you’re super curious now, hmm?
Well, good, cuz this week’s contest is for one of these delightful toys. And not just any one but the one of YOUR choice.
Which one turns your crank? (pictures are a link and open more images and a product overview)
La Vibra
El Olas
La Tranquila
La Noche
Para Jandia
All you have to do to enter is leave me a comment letting me know which one you like best – and why!
Contest begins today, right this minute, January 11th and ends on Sunday, at 11:59 eastern, January 17th. Winner will be chosen by an Eden Fantasys team based upon your answers so get creative! Tell us what you think is neat about stone as a sex toy material, why one design appeals to your more than others. Write a haiku. Song lyrics. Hell, make a video and send the link. We’ll pick a winner (or maybe multiple winners if response is good!) and announce it on Monday!
Tweeeting about the contest doesn’t gain you any extra entries but definitely adds to your good karma! Follow us and mention the contest with a link and we’ll love muchly. (Please do not post twitter links in the comments section. They’ll be deleted. Just include @EdenCafe in any tweet and we’ll see it so long as you’re following us)
What are you waiting for?
These aren’t even available for sale yet. Don’t you want to win one?
I think I like El Olas best as.. I’m attracted to bulges like that but haven’t had one very close to it in design
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La Tranquila, she looks so smooth and slick and cool. I am fascinated by her.
A haiku for you:
I want la vibra.
Yo quiero la vibra.
Give me la vibra.
La Vibra. Stone AND a vibrator?? Yes please!!
To be honest I think that there are a few other people who could do with one of these beautiful stone vibes and all the pluses such an amazing material provides…
a) Bella from Twilight. We all know how much she fawned over the prospect of getting done by a man made of icy cold granite. Someone could have just mailed her one of these and told her to chill it in an ice bath.
b) One of the lovely, yet lonely, female nude statues that grace every city. Don’t you think one night you could slip them one of these beauties and let them appreciate the hard, sleek curves of another piece of stone? Surely they get bored now and then and want to put those idle hands to work…That is if they can’t catch the eye of another handsome nude statue to do the job instead!
c) The strict (and widowed) librarian. None of this squishy namby pamby jelly for her, she wants it hard and strong and able to take what she is dishing out! There is no way one of these solid dildos is going to give in to her abuse and that’s just the way she’d like it. Plus she’s probably a secret geological expert who’s been dying for a chance to really experience something as hard as a rock!
But if I had to choose for myself it’d have to be the La Vibra that I’d want to own. Its beautiful ripples make it look delicious for thrusting, especially with the super smooth texture and stiffness of an actual piece of rock. Add vibrations to that mix? I think I might just be overwhelmed with how innovative and exciting that would be.
Hard and unyielding
Heavy and cold
I awaken.
My vulva tingles as I slowly push in.
One bulb. Two.
My muscles stretch around ridges.
Insides vibrating. My eyes water.
I lose by breath.
Ridges.
Ridges.
Ridges.
Oh god.
Stretching. Relaxing.
Stretching. Relaxing.
Stretching. Relaxing.
In and out.
Oh god.
Ridges.
My eyes water.
So wet.
I stop. Try to get my breath back.
My clit throbs.
My muscles ache.
The marble is hard and heavy in my hand.
I put the beautiful rock against my clit.
Arch toward the ceiling.
Take it away.
Put it in a bowl of ice water on my side table.
Masochistic.
Thrust it in deep.
I scream and arch.
OH GOD!
My eyes roll and I gush over my hand.
Satisfaction.
Thank you Para Jandia.
Thank you Eden Fantasys.
What a beautiful vibe that was made to glide.
Sliding in and out to make me shout.
Joy and rapture while getting back to nature.
This would be a joy for my first real toy.
Stone vibrating, so exciting.
La Vibra is just what I need…a.
Para Jandia, lots of knobs & grooves!!!!
They all look like fun, but I think La Vibra would be the most versatile. The bulges are there, but not too much, and the vibe would feel good.
I LOVE La Tranquila because I want to experience the most tranquil way to have a rockin’ g-spot orgasm! Turn my bed into the Sea of Tranquility… I am liquid, men are rocks – would way rather have sex with a stone than plastic!
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Oooh, I love the look of La Tranquila. It just looks so… peaceful. Smooth and luxurious, like it will flow exactly where you want it to go. The material is also a curiosity for me – how well will it hold temperature? Is it heavier than steel? Will it work better as a baton for beating off intruders than the nJoy toys? ;P
Plus, if I ever lose my pestle I’ll have a replacement in a pinch! Versatile cooking utensils are always good to have around, right? Right?
What do you mean, you’ll never eat at my house?
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Para Jandia looks like SO MUCH FUN!! All the Ribs HAVE to guarantee a good time!!! Yes Please and Do Not Disturb
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stone toys for girls and boys
tranquil is the aftermath of
weighted bliss from the club
raven
Brava for La Vibra!
I want the La Noche! The shape of the toy is not extreme enough to be scary, but has enough of a variation to stay interesting and feel amazing (I can only imagine). Stone as a sex toy material sounds like a great idea to me; the weight of any of those toys inside of a person HAS to feel nice, along with the smooth finish on the outside to boot. Stone looks serious, but really seems like a luxury material and I’d love to give it a spin!
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La Noche is the one for me. First of all, the name sounds like this could be a dildo replica of the Loch Ness Monsters thang, which is pretty snazzily hilarious. Did I mention it has all the things I like…Rounded head? check. Curves that are not too “harsh” for me? Check. MADE OF FREAKING STONE? Check! This baby could totally help me get my rock on!
I’d love La Tranquila so I can make really terrible puns about it being hard as a rock all the time.
Which one shall I choose? Maybe I’m odd this way, but I like my dildos hard and my vibrators soft, so that rules out La Vibra. And while I’m dying to feel that smooth stone surface against my most sensitive areas, I think La Tranquila might be a little TOO smooth for my tastes. Yes, I think I’d like to feel the sleek, smooth bulbs of a stone toy slowly slipping in and out of me. However, La Noche just doesn’t seem to have enough bulbs, and I fear Par Jandia has too many. What does that leave? Oh yes, El Olas. Just look at the big…round…smooth ripples on that lovely rod. It’s like a piece of art. A piece of art I’d love to plunge deep inside my darkest, wettest places. You can’t say that about the Mona Lisa, can you?
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Allow me to make the obvious Dylan reference, from Rainy Day Women #12 & 35: Everybody must get stone!
(I’d like mine from the ‘free’ pile, please; La Noche would be first choice, La Tranquila the quick second)
For the love of ‘La noche’…
Though they call her a gal of the night,
)
you wont find her beneath a streetlight.
but I’ve found ‘la noche’
Orgasms approach-e! (Just you try making a better rhyme
If I come any more I’ll ignite!
At least I hope I will!
The Para Jandida! I got so excited when I saw the word stone! I love the cool quality stone has and this would feel amazing! Plus…it would look awesome in my rock collection
From my experience, hard toys feel best when they are untextured. La Tranquila is thick enough that I believe it could massage both the g-spot and the wonderfully sensitive u-spot area near the urethra at the same time. Here’s my haiku for the beautiful sensual artwork that is La Tranquila.
A cool smooth stone to
massage your every spot and
leave you quivering