I always had a sign on my ass that said “EXIT ONLY” in big flashing neon lights. Nothing, and I mean nothing, was to go any where near it my ass. Fingers? No! Sex Toy? No! Penis? Hell NO! That all flew out the window when I met the man with the the golden tongue. Let’s just call him “Dre”. Dre was a great guy. Very polite and funny! He was perfect. I could remember that fateful night. Dre laid me down on my bed and undressed me with his teeth. Turned me over on my stomach and began to lick and suck on me as if I was an ice cream cone in the middle of a heat wave. That was my first introduction to Salad Tossing.

Now please don’t get this confuse with lettuce, tomatoes, and salad dressing. This face down, ass up style action is called Salad Tossing; Salad Tossing is the act of oral sex of the anus. Also known as Rim Job, Rimming, Ass Licking, or Anilingus. Commonly performed in the doggy style position but also in the 69 position (for mutual action). Salad Tossing involves a variety of techniques such as kissing, licking, sliding the tongue up and down the cheeks and in and out of the anus itself.

Now, as I said a few lines back, a sister never let anything near my nether regions. However, once his warm, moist tongue introduced itself to me, I was hooked. That orgasm was so intense and so electrifying. At that very moment, I understood what an addict felt like.  *excuse me while I reminisce, Ahhhh*  Ok, I’m Back! Salad Tossing requires both parties participation. The receiving party must be clean and practice good hygiene. The giving party must brush, floss and have frequent dentist visits. For those that are a little hesitant about trying this act for the first time, here is a list of everything you need:

1. soap and water (please bathe)
2. toothbrush and toothpaste (please brush, floss and use mouthwash)
3. Edible Lube (It will make eating ass more enjoyable)*
4. All inhibitions are out the window.

*Please note: The edible lube can be substituted for syrup, jelly, chocolate syrup or honey.  Whichever tickles your fancy.

On a more serious note, please education yourself on the health risk of Salad Tossing. There are many health problems because of the presences of bacteria, viruses, and parasites that can dwell in or around the anus. Infections such as Hepatitis A, B,and C, Chlamydia, Intestinal Parasites, Gonorrhea and Herpes can be transmitted through Salad Tossing. Hell, this is a risk that is taken during any type of intercourse. Make sure there are no open wounds in your mouth, or any open wounds around the anus. So please use caution before performing this act. Bottoms Up!