Sometimes I like to cruise Urban Dictionary just for my own entertainment.  I’ve talked about the site before.  It amuses me. I can’t help it. It’s written by normal people (smart and stupid alike) and it not only has regular words and slang words, but phrases that are frequently used, as well.

Like “keep fucking that chicken.”  Which is supposed to mean “good job” or something and has become popular ever since a newscaster said it on air a few weeks ago.  Really!

And “half your age plus seven“.  Which is supposedly how you determine the youngest person you can get involved with romantically and still be…  what?  Safe?  Inside the rules?  What? And why doesn’t this apply to Heff?  Or Demi Moore?

I like “food douche” , too.  A food douche is that person who always has to announce the best place to get any food  you’re talking about whilst putting down the places you get said food.  I start talking about McDonalds when confronted with a food douche.

And “finger guns“.  Which you just have to read to enjoy.

But, mostly, I just like that Urban Dictionary actually HAS THIS STUFF IN IT!

Which makes me use my “upper case voice“.  But, ya know, it’s FUNNY.

So.

Who wants to write WotW next week?