Did you name your adorable cat or dog Fifi? I can picture a little white fluff ball running towards its loving owner calling out to it in that cutesy baby talk voice, “Fifi,Fifi,  come to mama Fifi“. Is your nickname Fifi? Fifi is often short for Josephine or Sophia. How many children’s movies have characters named Fifi?

I am a slightly deranged word worm, so one of my favorite sources is The Urban Dictionary.  In this word of the week endeavor I also managed to find The Official Dictionary of Unofficial English. Wait, don’t click on the links yet! I want to be the one to tell you.

Fifi is slang for a homemade pocket pussy. Prison slang can be very interesting.  The descriptions I ran across were interesting considering the lack of resources in prison. The typical items used are a towel, rubber glove, Vaseline, and rubber bands. I decided to skip the You Tube video. I insist on putting some sort of limit to my curiosity. I ran across several other options for constructing home-made vaginas. It seems that if you are not in prison the options are boundless. If you have your freedom I suggest going with a retail choice and skipping the home project.

This Word of the Week was initially going to be pocket pussy. I started out by learning more then I ever wanted to know about male masturbation aids. Edenfantasys carries options ranging in price from around $6 all the way up to $399.  In my opinion the retail choices sound much more appealing then the homemade option. If you get to go shopping for one you can choose from an array of orifices, visual appeal, textures, and features.

In addition you can choose which simulation you are going for. Some are aimed to feel more like a blowjob. If you have an obsession with  a particular porn star you can even get one molded after his or her orifice of your choice.

With freedom and some cash you can skip the Fifi.