Ok. Not really.  But SexIs just published a hilarious – and possibly insulting if you take it too seriously – Bloggess column about the Unicorn Horn dildo by Whipspider Rubberworks.

Now, personally, I didn’t find it insulting.  I think anyone who reads The Bloggess knows she’s hilariously crazy and often says things that are just off the wall —  but doesn’t mean any harm or insult.

The point here?  Unicorn sex.  Or dragon sex.  Or baby jesus, crucifix, corn cob sex.  Take your pick.  There are dildos and vibrators out there that look like just about anything you can imagine.  I think they’re just about the coolest thing ever and I want the tentacle dildo badly. But I wonder; is it a reviewer thing?  Do we have so many toys that we want new and different just because they’re unlike the others we have?  Does the rest of the world just look at that stuff like it’s the weirdest, craziest thing ever?

While we’re saying “oh em gee! I want that corn cob vibrator!” is everyone else saying “people should NOT fuck unicorns! (or hello kitty or jesus or whatever)?