** Note – these are all consensual types of porn and actors and actresses are paid to act surprised, outraged, young, etc**
So this time I am going to talk about comedy in porn. It is really hard to find porn that is actually funny. The first thing I ever found were these videos where they do what they call sharking. This means they stalk a girl till they find the right moment to pull her shirt, pants, or skirt down so they end up bottomless or topless. These are only moderately funny in my opinion unless the girl actually chases the guy down. Oddly enough most of them don’t do that. They just fix their clothes and try to ignore what just happened.

One of the dumbest and has to be fake is some video thing where this guy jerks off on unsuspecting girls. Why do I say it’s fake? Well I highly doubt that anyone can shoot a load as far as this guy is doing. Not to mention the amount he is shooting, it’s just absurd. What’s even more ridicules is that the girls fuck him after. I don’t know how you go from being pissed at some guy for cumming on your clothes to fucking him… But I bet drugs are involved. Hahaha

The next thing is cream pie surprise videos. Obviously the only funny thing is the ending to these videos and sometimes even that isn’t that funny. I saw this one video where this girl, whose name I don’t remember, looked like she could kick some ass if she wanted too and I watched it in hopes that at the end that would be what happened. Sadly the most she ever did was slap the guy on the leg. I was ready for this chick to be punching the shit out of this guy who came inside her when she said he couldn’t and I was disappointed, but that is life. The best thing about these videos even if you think they’re real and some I wonder about. Is how pissed some of these girls get. They act all nice and sugar and spice and then this guy shoots his load in their pussy and the start of this is just about always “Did you fucking cum in me? Why did you do that? I told you not to.” I think it’s kind of funny they always ask before they start “Is there anything you don’t like?” Some will say anal or name a position perhaps and of course they all say cream pies. Just like pretty much all porn videos establish that the girl is at least 18 years old, they set the scene for she hates when some guy cums inside her too. Now the reasons they give are either I don’t like the way it feels, my boyfriend or lover is the only one who can do that, or my favorite is I don’t want to get pregnant and I’m not on the pill. If they really aren’t on the pill or using some form of birth control then they need to learn that pulling out doesn’t work. Pre-cum or pre-ejaculate can be released long before the guy actually cums. While the chances of getting knocked up from that might be less than a full load it still happens. Listen to Joe Rogan’s latest album because he has some really funny shit about that. So these girls would have to be really poorly educated to think they were going to be ok.

The fourth and last one I want to talk about which I think is the funniest of them all is exploited babysitter videos. You can find these on some of those porn type youtube sites. But a lot of these are really funny videos. The first one I really laughed at was this one where this girl called her boss because she had a problem. “I have a hippo in my pussy.” Love that line. She had been playing with a vibrator and the kids toys for masturbation and got a toy hippo stuck inside her. So her boss fingers her pussy till it falls out and they end up fucking. Another one was this Asian chick who it seems she can’t speak English and this one I kind of hated because some of the things he said were just wrong. Something like “Is this your little fox hole? Am I gona find some of your relatives in there?” I just don’t dig on racism. But what made me laugh at the end of this one was she actually did speak English and the boss is like ummmm fuck kind of as a response. I truly love these videos because they are just so damn funny. Eventually when I can I will probably join their site exploitedbabysitters.com so I can download their videos, jerk off, and laugh at the same time. I have seen one I didn’t finish because I could barely hear the guy talking. It’s like what the fuck, isn’t this guy wearing a mic or something? These guys figured out how to mix comedy with porn and I for one love them for that.

Next time I don’t know what I will talk about. I might do a mixed love hate thing on a certain topic. But it really just depends on where the creative juices take me.