Succubus (Or, How to Make Your Man Stop Snoring)
My man Beast sends me a challenge via email:
You are to seduce me soon… Entice me like you would someone you are fucking for the first time…Again. Take Control. Show me you want it and you won’t stop until you get it.
It’s a challenge because it’s very difficult to make the first move on someone who fucks your face or rapes takes you by force you every time you turn around.
But I’m up for it.
“I’m ‘that guy’ from myspace,” he tells me. OH I get it. We’re pretending like it’s our first date!
The day of our date, I get a message on myspace from him telling me that he’s looking forward to our date, and that he’ll pick me up at 6:30. I message him back in kind.
We have dinner at our favorite sushi place and have a fucking blast. The waitress Ling loves us. Sake and beer flows, we eat Hot Mama rolls, and he imitates how I use chopsticks (spastic and messy, soy sauce everywhere) and I laugh so hard I cry.
Throughout the evening we ask each other questions as if we don’t already know the answers, and we actually learn new things about each other. For all of you in long term relationships, you should totally try this!
Back home, we seduce each other. I light candles, put on mellow, sexy music, and slowly strip for him. I’m wearing a burgundy and black lace Victoria’s Secret lingerie set. It’s impossible for me to take the lead, as he’s such the aggressor. I realize the only way I can take charge is if he’s unconscious. I make mental note of that…
We’re fucking on the first date. I ride him intensely on the couch and he whispers, “I’m going to cum inside you,” and when he does, he locks me down with his hands on my hips, and his growls are punctuated by hisses and gasps of relief.
We want to go for another round of “El Sexo,” but we’ve been going at it too hard, and we both pass out in the bed.
At 2am I wake to him snoring loudly. Of course he’s a snorer – he’s a big ol’ BEAST.
Ladies, if you ever want to know how to stop your man from snoring, here is a surefire way:
Give him a blowjob.
He starts to turn over, but I grab him and stick his cock in my mouth and start sucking. His snores immediately turn into moans, and he grows in my mouth, and grabs my lower half and swings it up over his face. We’re 69ing at 2am, and I cum, then he fucks me until he’s sweating, but he doesn’t cum.
We pass out again, and in the morning we pick up where we left off – 69ing again, it smells like a sex bomb went off, and he just goes crazy with it, he gets SO HARD when he has a pussy in his face, and explodes in my mouth.
Awesome first date.
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Huh – I’ll have to try that
Great read!
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Damn. I want your sex life! lol I mean, ours is great but I’d love my man to be a little more aggressive like yours!
Totally agree on the snoring thing. Play with your man and he’ll stop snoring and hopefully start growling. *sighs* I do love the growling… For the most part, I’ll just go after him at night because I want him, though. His snoring is like loud purring (I know, weird!) and it doesn’t bother me much. I really do feel like a succubus at night. Taunting him. Teasing him. Taking advantage of him while he’s in such a helpless state.
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That sounds hot! I love the sex bomb description, haha.
Yum… waking people up with the kisses going down their stomach. Delicious to hear their breathing change.
.-= Miss´s last blog ..Unbearably honest =-.
Heh sometimes I only know which guy I’m with ny the snoring! (kidding!) Still wrapping yourself around the snorer and kissing his shoulders is another way to get him to quit…that always ends with the same sort of explosive situation that you describe!
Someitmes with a very aggressive man you can turn the tables by suggesting that he should be able to control his desire to grab and have his way, if he’s such a masterful man. Works with Sigel every time and he loves it.
Wait, I need as many tips as I can get on how to deal with an aggressive man. HA!
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