Sex and porn usually go hand in hand, unless your jerking off while watching porn or looking at it. Then it’s hand, dvd player, pc, possibly squinting. But I want to talk about real fucking in porn and fake fucking in porn. Why? Because I have seen some pretty bad fake fucking in porn. When you watch hard core porn you know they’re actually fucking because you can see the guy’s dick in the girl’s pussy. Maybe they’re even using sex toys like dildos, cattle prods, or a cactus. Hahaha.

 

But in soft core porn films they rarely if ever actually fuck each other. I remember one porn thing I saw where it was some alien thing and this girl was fucking the shit out of some guy but kept changing back and forth from front to back that it was obvious the guy couldn’t possibly be inside the girl. Another movie, I think it was Femalien was even worse. Because while at least in the previously mentioned movie you couldn’t see the guys dick, in one scene at least in this one you could actually see the guy’s limp dick hanging between the girl’s legs. That’s pretty sad when you fuck up on a detail like that when making a movie. Why couldn’t they use some gaffers tape and tape his dick off to the side, or maybe they could have cut his dick off and sewn it back on when they were finished with the scene.

 

Joe Rogan makes a joke about Brokeback Mountain “There’s a scene where the guy  spits on his dick and starts fucking the guy right in the ass. One stroke, which is both rude and highly unrealistic. Alright what kind of a message are we sending to the children? If a guy can stick his dick in his ass that quickly. You need to get down from that mountain and go a doctor immediately. Your insides are going to fall out of your butt hole sir.” Granted that movie is not a porno but it still illustrates what I am talking about. Fake sex scenes can get really fucked up in movies. I personally have no interest in seeing that movie even if someone else is watching it. (Most of the time when I watch a movie I don’t care about it’s because someone else is watching it.)

 

I’m sure they have their reasons for doing those really bad sex scenes in such an obviously terrible or unrealistic way. But all I’m saying is I would think someone would say “Hey why is his dick visible god damn it. Get some tape or scissors and fix that.” I think I would be more bothered by a newer porn film looking that way because now they can edit the fuck out things so well that there is no reason mistakes like that should make it past editing.

 

If they’re going to make mistakes that are that bad then why not have it be that the people that are fucking aren’t anywhere near each other. Just going through the motions from opposite sides of the house. Maybe even from different countries. Have a guy in a cave drawing shit on the wall and fucking a small hole in the wall and some girl in her basement laying naked and her pussy looks like it’s got something in it and there’s nothing really there. If you’ve watched enough movies then you probably know of a movie where a girl kept getting raped by a ghost. The effects for that were actually pretty good for when it was made, but it wasn’t a porno either. It was a made for TV movie.

 

I wonder if there has ever been a regular movie where people were actually fucking. I’m sure it would be one of the Sharon Stone or Madonna movies. I guess when it comes down to it I don’t know how difficult it would actually be to make a fake fuck scene in anything. But I would hope if I made a movie that I wouldn’t make a fake sex scene with such obvious mistakes. Instead I would make other mistakes, like have a girl who doesn’t take birth control and gets knocked up because of it. But another thing is if I make a porno I want to make a comedy type porno. I just think if I had the right crew it would be a really fun thing to do.

  • Ashee

    Watch the movie "Short Bus"
    Real fucking.

  • Cathie

    LOL Too funny!  Takes movie bloopers to a whole new level.

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