A tongue in cheek look at sex toys missing from the marketplace, by DeadIzzy

Once upon a time I was thinking and realized that there is something people could be used as a sex toy that might be getting passed up. That is the PS2 controller. When you play the right game and don’t disable it, it vibrates pretty good. I recall a time when playing a game and setting it against the inside of my leg and it felt pretty good. But I am a guy so I do not know how likely I am to get off by using a vibrator that way.

But think of it, this could be a great way for a woman to play against another person and like it. All she has got to do is the controller against her crotch and let the vibrations do their thing. The biggest problem I see is that if it’s a guy playing against her. Once he hears her start to moan as she gets close to climax, it’s going to get distracting. This would probably work best between two girls playing against each other if some fighting game or maybe a racing game. The biggest problem I see with that idea is that eventually one girl would be feeling so much pleasure she may not be able to continue the game. So obviously the best solution is for two girls to have an agreement to pummel the other in a game, one then the other, so the other could cum.

One of the biggest problems with this idea however is the shape of the controller. It’s not exactly conducive to insertion and if it’s one girl playing alone, it’s a little hard to play and hold it in a good position at the same time. The Xbox isn’t exactly any better for this purpose. So what would be the best system base on current controller shape to be used as a sex toy? I suggest that the Nintendo Wii would be the best. Their controller is shaped in a way that could be used for vaginal penetration. All you need in one that vibrates.

But why stop there? Considering how the Wii works they could bring a whole new dimension to virtual games. A game could be made where the player, if gay or female, moves the controller up and down as of giving a hand job. If they came out with a new type of controller than they could even simulate blowjobs by having one the player sucks on. And of course for the guys they could have one to simulate vaginal or anal sex or maybe even getting a blowjob. Maybe they could even team up with the FleshLight people in making a controller like that. I personally don’t know why, if a person can make a sex machine out of a Kitchen Aide mixer, someone couldn’t make sex controllers for game systems.