As many of you know, I review sex toys for Edenfantasys. And at this point I’ve written almost 50 reviews. So….I think I know a bit about what makes a toy great. A few of the toys I’ve tried were not so hot and just ended up tossed to the back of my toybox. Some of them were pretty good but still not exactly what I grab for all the time. And then there are those that I really love. The ones I grab for most often. The ones I love to spend my alone time with. But I’ve yet to review my favorite toy of all. As a matter of fact I couldn’t find this toy on Edenfantasys website, so I decided to review it here.

Now I need to let you know that even though this is my all time favorite toy, I’m only giving it 4 stars. “Why?” You might ask. Because even though it has so many things I love about it, there are a few I could do without.

My favorite toy has many wonderful features! So many, in fact, that I’m going to start at the top and work my way down.

First there is its mouth. It has a smile that melted me the moment I saw it. Actually it’s one of the first things that drew me to this toy and made me want it. When it presses up against my mouth and kisses me, my knees start to buckle. But that’s not all this mouth can do. It has teeth that can nibble my neck, and a tongue that can be gentle or pointed, giving my body a soft wet lick or a pointed little flick, depending on what and where I need at the moment. It’s even capable of sucking…my tongue, my neck, my breasts, my toes. Unfortunately it’s also capable of annoying me by saying the wrong things at the wrong time. Or not saying anything when it should. And actually it’s completely silent when I’m making love to it. This may sound like a great feature to you, but personally I would prefer if it made a bit more noise in bed.

Moving down from there are strong shoulders for me to lean on or cry on, accompanied by arms to hold me, when I’m cold, sad, sick, tired or just need some love. At the end of those wonderful arms are hands. Hands that work hard for a living. Hands that caress me gently or rub me firmly, all over my body. Hands that know exactly when to smack my ass in the heat of the moment; or pull my hair, causing me to scream in ecstacy. Hands that, in their own right, are capable of producing earth shattering orgasms in me. The only bad thing about these hands is that they have a thing for grabbing my boobs when I walk past them, causing it’s mouth to laugh when I give it a dirty look.

One of my favorite features of my toy is it’s hairy chest. I love to nuzzle my nose in it, the smell is so arousing; and to run my fingers through those soft gentle curls, of which there are more now that my toy has gotten older. I could spend all day buried in those curls. But unfortunately, that tends to lead to other things, so I don’t get to linger there for very long.

Before I know it my hands are reaching around and grabbing its cute butt. Which is another thing that made me lust after this toy, it has a great ass! Granted this is mostly for decorative purposes, but oh how nice it looks, in jeans or out. And it’s one of my favorite things in the world to grab hold of when I’m hugging my toy, or smack it when it’s being naughty. Day in and day out whenever my favorite toy is around, I can’t keep my hands off of it.

Moving downward are my favorite toy’s legs and feet. Its legs are strong, lean and muscular and they carry my toy where ever it wants to go. They really come in handy because they also hold my toy upright or in other positions while making love to me. You’ve got to admit, not many toys can hold themselves up and do all the work.

And now for the Pièce de résistance…..my toy’s penis. It looks and feels amazingly real, probably because it is. I’ll never forget my first time with it. It was the night before Halloween in 1977. I wasn’t sure I could handle it the first time. Probably because to this day, it is the biggest I’ve ever had. I remember being extremely sore and walking funny after my first night with it. But, oh what a night! And ever since then I can honestly say that there’s been nothing in the world like it. And I do mean nothing!!! There is not a single toy in my toybox and there never will be, that could compete with it.

And finally my toy has a brain, a soul and a heart all it’s own. Which can be a blessing or a curse. It just depends on the moment of the day that you ask me. It can make me laugh, cry, want to kill it or make me fall in love with it all over again. It is capable of great love, wonderful conversation, deep thoughts, true devotion and loyalty. It’s also capable on being sarcastic, annoying, cranky, and a royal pain in the ass when it wants. But I guess that’s what happens when a toy has a mind all it’s own. Though I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I’m sure by now you’ve figured out by now that my favorite toy of all is my husband. Everything about him fits me perfectly, knows how to please me perfectly, and has actually improved over the years. Even though he looks a little different than he did 32 years ago, I still love every inch of him, and I sure hope he lasts me a lifetime, because he is completely irreplaceable. Faults and all.

Now I’m sure you’re wondering where you can run out and get a toy like this. Unfortunately this toy is no longer available, it has been discontinued,so to speak. So you’ll just have to go out and find your own.

Written by newme21 (LP)
November 4, 2009