Hi there, I’m a G-spot. I live inside of a person, like most G-spots do. I’ve heard my person talk about me a lot, and I love stroking my ego, so I decided to ask her a few questions about myself. She thinks I’m just trying to understand the buzz surrounding me, but I already know how awesome I am. Oh, you’re wondering how I can communicate? Sorry, I’m asking the questions here.

G-spot: When did you first hear about me?
Person: I remember the moment vividly. I was at a summer camp after my junior year of high school. I went caving with a bunch of the other people (mostly guys) and a few of the counselors. In one of the cave areas, someone had spray painted a big G with a circle around it. One of the counselors said, “Here it is! The G-spot! Now everyone should touch it as you go by, because that’ll probably be the only time you’ll find it.” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I went ahead and touched that spray painted rock.

G-spot: That had nothing to do with me. When did you first really learn about me?
Person: I think I learned about the G-spot sometime in high school or college, during a self-conscious internet search fest.

G-spot: How did you find me?
Person: With my fingers, after reading 1) where you were located and 2) if I pushed on you, I’d feel like I had to pee.

G-spot: I’m pretty awesome, aren’t I?
Person: Yep, although you take a little while to wake up. I know where you are, and you make me feel good, but sometimes I feel like you’re a little overrated.

G-spot: How dare you! Why would you say something like that?
Person: Because I’ve tried to give myself G-spot orgasms and the only things I got out of the experience were sore hands and wrists. I push and push for so long, and it feels great, but without any release, it’s tough not to resort to clit stimulation to finish.

G-spot: Weakling! You think you can just conquer the G-spot whenever you wish?
Person: Well, yeah. I’d like to be able to have G-spot orgasms and squirt, but so far, no luck on those fronts.

G-spot: Well, have you tried building a shrine dedicated to my awesomeness? I think a G-spot altar might help you in your quest.
Person: I think I’ll stick with my Pure Wand.