No seriously, do you have wood? Because we do!

It’s true; EdenFantasys just received our first shipment of wooden sex toys by NobEssence. Being an environmentalist nerd, I am SUPER excited about this!

If you just went to Eden and tried to find these carved dildos and prostate massagers… MADE YOU LOOK! Come on, I’m wetting your appetite here. The NobEssence line will be available soon for your natural enjoyment.

These toys are beautifully crafted and biodegradable. So if you’re looking to get back to nature (and I know I always am), you might want to take one on your next camping trip.

All this talk about woodies has me wondering: If I have an orgasm in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does that mean I faked it?

Alright, I’m off to make out with a lumberjack!

Delilah Douglas

Sex Toy Specialist to the Stars