I’m a newcomer to the idea of sex in public places. But I have to say, I’m quickly getting the hang of it. I should probably point out that neither my boyfriend nor I are exhibitionists at all. (As a matter of fact, his nerves get the better of him when he thinks someone might see us, and I have to help him get hard all over again once the threat has passed.) No, our risky business is a matter of necessity. Well, sort of.

You see, we don’t live together, and our schedules are really hectic. More often than not, lately, the only time we get to spend together is when we’re able to take our lunch breaks together. We don’t have a lot of money, so it’s not like we can spring for a motel room whenever we’re in the mood. And where we live, at least to the best of my knowledge, there are no motels that rent by the hour. Even if there were, we’re both kind of creeped out by the thought of how nasty those beds would be. (Because the subject has come up.)

So we end up fooling around in the back of his SUV in broad daylight. It’s really quite terrifying sometimes, because I think we’d both die if we ever got caught. The thought of getting arrested for public lewdness is horrifying. But… we can’t keep our hands off each other.

We try to find places to park where there is little chance of anyone sneaking a peek through the windows. But I’ll admit, we’ve taken some very stupid risks. I’ve sucked his cock in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant. (We had some tense moments when people decided to drive by the car, since we’d parked in a pretty out of the way spot. The worst was when a woman decided to park ten feet away from us… She took her sweet time getting out of the car.) He’s fingered me in the parking lot of a grocery store when we parked next to a giant snow bank and a row of trees.

But our favorite spot is at a local park. During the winter, we figured it would be mostly empty due to the snow and the cold. For the most part, this has been the case. We don’t strip naked and lie down in the back seat like high school kids, or anything. That would be a sure way to get caught, since we’d be too exposed, too wrapped up in each other, and unable to watch for passers-by out the windows. Instead, he sits in one of the bucket seats in the middle so I can straddle him. He’s got a nice big trench coat that I put on, so even if my skirt wasn’t covering his lap, anyone who happened to walk by wouldn’t be able to see that his pants were on the floor. Sure, we might look rather suspicious just hanging out in the back of the SUV like that, but there would be nothing damning in just a casual glance. He watches out the front windows for any possible onlookers, and I watch out the back. We’ve even picked up on some tricks where we can see different locations by the reflections in the windows.

We recently had a very frustrating rendezvous when it seemed like old people and their dogs kept popping up out of nowhere. It was below freezing outside, but the dog walkers were everywhere. At first, we were just waiting for two different people to move outside of our line of sight. But then there were three, then four, then a car that decided to park near us. We were sitting next to each other in the back of the SUV for about 25 minutes, cursing our luck that so many people had decided to brave the cold just to walk their dogs at the park. The time wasn’t completely wasted – he had his hand up my skirt and I had my hand down his pants. But damn it, we just wanted to be able to fuck each other, so we would still have time to actually go eat lunch afterward. On the plus side, when I finally was able to hop on and ride him, we were both so hot and bothered that it felt amazing.

It’s not always the most satisfying sex when you have to make it quick in order to not get caught. We haven’t yet figured out a good way for him to go down on me inconspicuously because he’s very tall – and that’s my favorite brand of foreplay, to guarantee I’ll get off at least once. I’ll admit that I climaxed the first time we had sex at the park, because it was such a thrill, even though it was over rather quickly. But the thrill isn’t enough to do it for me anymore. Since we have to be so careful to make sure no one sees us, we have to take a bit of a tactical approach to sex, and that can be a mood killer.

What are we going to do when the weather gets warmer, and the park is actually a very busy place? Not to mention, it will be too hot to wear a trench coat? I have no idea. Our actual dates that take place privately, are too few and far between these days to give up our afternoon delight. But we’re going to have to find a new location or two. It’s not like in the movies, or on TV, when couples just happen to find an empty bathroom in a restaurant. We’ve been far too aware of other patrons at lunch, some of whom have kids with them, to ever try that approach.

How do you go about finding a “safe” place to get freaky in public? I’m sure there are plenty of people out there, who are actually the thrill-seeking type, who have advice for getting dirty without getting caught. Can you help a girl out?