…or should I suck myself

I was just taking a shower and I thought about a joke done by Joe Rogan. He talked about the idea of sucking your own dick. He said something like “I was at a party and Ron Jeremy was there and I said to Ron, hey Ron can you still blow yourself? Nope the gut got in the way. I was like wow think of that answer. Not I threw my back in a terrible accident. My gut got in the way. Here’s a guy who used to be able to do but sandwiches were better. It may be the most over rated thing ever.” So I was thinking about that joke and I started to wonder would sucking my own dick really be more pleasurable than having someone else do it?

I think the answer would be no. Here is the reason why. I have come to learn that lots of things feel good but feel better when done by someone else. Like I love having my head rubbed, but when I rub my own head it doesn’t feel as good. I like having someone draw on my skin but that does not feel the same as when I do it to myself.

Now here is the reason I think it works that way. I think it’s kind of a multitasking thing. When you are doing something to yourself your brain is focused on the process and not so much the sensations from the process. It’s kind of like the idea of a blind person having better hearing. The power needed to power the house down the street can be diverted to another house because that person turned everything off. So it is my contention that it would feel better to have someone else suck your dick than to do it yourself.

I would expect this would work for just about anything though. I have had the experience of using the FleshLight both with my hands and by sticking it in between the mattress and box spring of my bed to fuck it. I go to say for whatever reason it feel better when I’m not using me hands. I don’t really understand the reason for this one though. Maybe it takes less effort for the brain to process rocking and forth than it does for making your hand move up and down or whatever direction it happens to be moving in. I wouldn’t really expect that to be the case though. I would expect it would take more brain activity to move the entire body back and forth because you’re not just moving but also keeping balance.

Something else that supports the idea of it being less pleasurable to self stimulate is going back to talking about writing on myself, I like writing or drawing on myself but I like it even more when I an written on. Something about the feel of the pen moving across my skin just feels good. As long as I was sure the person wasn’t going to write or draw insults or anything that would cause me problems. I could probably lay on my stomach all day while someone drew pictures on my back. That does not mean I want to get a tattoo. I will deal with the pain from needles when I need to and I will not run from them. But I am not about to sit for an hour while someone stabs me with a needle repeatedly. hahaha

While I have never had a massage I do know they can be very pleasurable. But in trying to massage my neck when it is sore I can’t say I ever feel anything I would describe as pleasure. Probably because I am more focused one relieving the pain than anything else plus I have no training in massage therapy. I really should see about getting a massage though, I was told it could help with some of my other problems.

I would like some feedback on this topic. Give ideas on why you think things done like masturbation gives more or less pleasure than perhaps having sex or than someone else using a sex toy on you. Why would you rubbing your head feel more or less better than someone else doing it? Do you think I am right or wrong and why? This could be a very interesting discussion especially if more people participate.

I would like to close by saying I can not blow myself and for the most part I do not have an interest in doing so. I just thought it was a funny title to give the article. Plus what if I was curling up on my bed and trying to do that and I suddenly had to crap and ended up crapping on my face. I just don’t think I could live with the embarrassment. LOL