Personally I don’t care about this argument on if size matters to a woman. I know it does to some and it doesn’t to others. I am pretty sure I’m in the average range of dick size and I’m content to live with that. But here’s the thing when it comes to the size thing: Size is relative to a person’s experience. It’s possible that if I asked 1000 people what they thought a big dick was that I would get answers ranging from 6 to 10 inches, depending on how many dicks that person has seen. Like if you’ve lived a really sheltered life and the only dicks you’ve seen were your brothers and possibly you fathers, when you walk into the bathroom because they forgot to lock the door. If your brothers dick was four inches and your dads was six, then you would probably think six inches was a big dick.
What if you’ve slept around a lot or liked to hang out in men’s locker rooms, either because you’re a homosexual male or a girl without fear or whatever. You would possibly have a different perspective on what a big dick really is, especially if one guy is walking around with his dick wrapped around his leg. He would either have a big dick or a really skinny leg.
What about big tits versus small tits. Personally I don’t like big tits especially when they are fake. Why? Because when a girl has so many implants that when her tits popped silicone would cover half the fucking house. They look weird. They look like boxes that have had too much shit put in them so the corners are trying to round out. Like on a program called VirtuaGirl there is a model named Miss Rox and I thought she had very good looking tits. Then they released a new thing of her and she had gotten implants. Now her tits look like deformed cubes.
I can understand some girls getting implants when they’re flat enough that they look like they never grew them in the first place. But come on, try not to go overboard. It’s like altering your body becomes an addiction and it starts with half a cup size and next thing you know you’re carrying two watermelons on your chest, your nose is practically gone, and your face looks like it’s going to split open.
I also think it’s odd that guys get implants, not in their dicks which I would expect to hurt like mother fucker, but in their tits. Guys will do that to make it look like they work out when they don’t. I’m sorry but when you’re trying to tell a lie like that it’s going to catch up to you. How long can you look buff till someone comes along and pops every implant you have in your body in a fight? Especially if you’re an asshole you should know that’s going to happen eventually.
Another thing I heard about was getting implants in your ass. I never would have thought I would hear about that one. But thanks to listening to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, I heard about a girl Joe Rogan I think is was dated who had implants in her ass to make her butt look more attractive. I just hope that the plastic for the bags are strong enough to take the force of impact of that person falling. I would hate to think what it would feel like if one of those things popped.
The end of my opinion on implants is how ever that I am against them for the most part. Like I already said I understand if a girl gets them because she looks like she doesn’t have tits. But god damn it people. Try not to go so far that you have basket balls for tits. Guys, try not to be stupid about what you do to your bodies too. Eventually you’ll probably get your ass kicked by someone with real muscles. I think it’s kind of sad how much some people alter their bodies to look more appealing. Granted sometimes it can really help one’s self esteem. But that can also be like a drug and before you know it your body might as well be totally synthetic. That could have an advantage though. If you have synthetic skin maybe you wouldn’t feel pain as much. Hahaha. In the end if you get them I hope you research them and don’t go too far with them. I hope they make you happy and that you do not have any problems from them.
Meanwhile
Fail.
DeadIzzy
Instead of just saying fail. Would you mind saying what you didn’t like about it? I’m just currious.
Meanwhile
It’s bad on so many levels I hardly know where to start.
It’s poorly written. It lacks proper punctuation and spelling. It doesn’t follow the title/thesis. About 3/5 of the article is about boobs, not penis size.
Note that none of this comments on whether your opinions are right or wrong, just that your method of presentation is pathetic at best. Please stop.
Carrieann, as a representative of the site you REALLY need to figure out how to label these things as opinion/blog posts, because it isn’t obvious at all and it makes Eden Cafe look like an amateur wasteland. I’m embarrassed for you just reading the thing. EC will never be more than its content, and this content doesn’t help you. You may not want to edit submissions, but you should have set standards and not be afraid to return a submission to the author to rework if it doesn’t meet basic requirements.
Oh, and Izzy, blindly stumbling forward in ignorance will not help you improve at all. Quite the contrary. If all you know how to produce is crap, you will just produce more crap (as is obvious from this post as compared so some of your past posts). Find a good English Composition book and study it. Or take a class. Maybe this book: http://www.amazon.com/English-Composition-Grammar-Complete-Course/dp/0153117362/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1293558222&sr=8-1 Or you might take Red up on her offer to redline the article and have you rewrite it.
And before anyone spouts the “if you don’t like it, don’t read it” mantra, EC is in my Facebook feed with a teaser blurb. I don’t get the full impact until I click the link and read further, and by then it’s too late. Most of the content that comes through my feed is well written. Most.
CarrieAnn
EdenCafe is a blog. They’re all opinion/blog posts.
DeadIzzy
Thank you for being honest with me. I wrote most about tits because I am a guy and I don’t care about other guys dicks. This can be a funny topic to talk about which is why I started with the joke.
Let me make this invitation to anyone who wants to accept it. If anyone who hates my punctuation problems and other related issues other than my opinion and wants to act as an editor. I will be happy to recieve the help.
Red said reading this made her want to go through it with a red pen and make me rewrite it. She didn’t say she would. This is why I am saying if you want to then I will be happy to let you do it. I will even be happy to give you credit for what you do if you want it.
I do this for fun and to give my opinion. I thought it was really interesting how people reacted to me not liking anal sex in my first post. That was just a sub topic and not even what the main thing was about. Who would have known so many people wanted to fuck me in the ass. lol.
“Clarice, your problem is you need to get more fun out of life.” Silence of the lambs
“Science is one cold hearted bitch with an 18 inch strap-on.” Dexter, Masuka
That second one means nothing really. I just think it’s funny as hell.
Red
How is this even a ‘published’ article? It reads like a stream of consciousness that has not been edited. I’m a teacher, and I want to go through this with a red pen, then make you re-write it. You need to work on your punctuation, among other things. Also, your body negativity in this writing is just sickening.
CarrieAnn
Just as clarification, this is not an article. It’s a blog post. We do very little editing on EdenCafe, leaving it to the authors to speak in their own voice and be responsible for their own writing abilities.
Our goal is for EdenCafe to read like a multi-voiced blog, with multiple opinions, styles of writing and varied types of humor and though processes.
No one is required to like each post that is published but they should keep in mind that this is a community blog, not The New York Times. We’re more concerned with what someone has to say than how they may write it. We welcome opinions, even if they’re not popular opinions.
We also feel stream of consciousness writing has its place and we’re okay with that place being here, okay with giving our community a place to share – even when the community members aren’t professional writers or teachers.
DeadIzzy
I’m not sure what you thought was me being negative about the human body. I am more for the natural human body instead of the implant look. I do not advocate anyone actually getting them. I just understand why some people do it.
I will admit I need work on the other things you mentioned and if you want to act as an editor for me. I will be happy to give you my email and you can help me out with that. For as long as I can remember I’ve needed work on that. But I haven’t done much writing. The only way I will get better is to keep going.
BBW Talks Toys
OK, the post does have some issues, I won’t deny that, BUT as far as staying on topic, he’s actually talking about size in different formats: dicks, tits, and asses.
I think what everyone is saying, though, Izzy, is that you talk about size in these different formats, but you never come to a conclusion of whether size is actually an issue for some people, and why you think that way. If you meant for it to be an opinion about implantation, then perhaps starting off with a paragraph about that topic. It starts off as a post about penis length mattering to women, and ends on a bash on implants. Do you see what I’m saying there?
I do have one question. Who hangs out in guys’ locker rooms to look at penises? The gay men I know would think that’s pervy and women aren’t allowed, so I was a little taken aback by that comment.
Otherwise, keep writing. You are right. Only practice makes better.
CarrieAnn
Very, very well said.
One of the main reasons, beyond keeping the person’s voice true, that I don’t edit much on EdenCafe is because…
Well, editing something to be perfect doesn’t make someone a good writer. It just makes me a good editor.
I’m a firm believer in doing a decent job yourself and taking the criticism that comes if you don’t — and hopefully learning from it.
Just as a quick fyi sort of thing (for everyone, not just you, though I’m replying to your comment. Heh)…
Dead Izzy has donated (or refused) payment for almost every post he’s ever written for EC to the Eden Gives Back efforts – which says a lot.
Lucid Obsession
They negative body image point comes in when you talk about understanding why girls who “are flat enough to look like they new grew tits”. That really portrays the view that you need to have bigger breasts to be confident in your body. I’m large chested and even found that a bit insulting. Also, there are penile implants, so guys do get implants in their dicks and yes they do often go horribly wrong. Another thing is you imply that a girl must sleep around to have seen a wide range of penis size. And lastly you didn’t mention how penis size is a personal preference. I myself don’t enjoy a big dick, but most guys think that’s what girls what due to media/porn and most girls think that anything average is too small.
As far as pieces not being edited, many of us who submit to EdenCafe and put a lot of thought and work into our articles to make them well written, well laid out, and easy to follow. When something like this is posted that is just the authoring typing what they’re thinking and some parts are hard or even impossible to understand, it can make us feel like our work is devalued.
DeadIzzy
That was an example of something I swear I heard somewhere as far as girls getting them because they are really flat. Raven Riley talked about getting implants at one point and I was very against that. I get your point though.
I know about penis implants. I can’t imagine getting them. Even if it doesn’t go wrong I would expect that the guys dick has to be pretty sore after that. But that is why pain pills were invented.
I think in talking to Raven about implants I said something like. Big tits can get you more attention, but it doesn’t mean it’s going to be the type of attention you want. I could get more attention by walking around with my dick hanging out and get more attention. But it wouldn’t be good attention. lol. The confidence thing I guess is more of a commentary on my understanding of why some people do things. Just like you talked about guys think that girls want big dicks. Girl get the impression that guys want big tits. Some do and some don’t and that is reality.
I would like to say thanks for getting the main msg that I don’t like implants for any reason really.
passer by
thats because alot of you DO watch
too much porno nowadays and as a result
alot of you have developed a preference
for larger tools.Which is why the average
or slightly below average sized guy is
now devalued and thought of as small(er)
almost in contempt.and not seen in a good light or preferred.
How many times have you actually heard a woman
say that she preferred a guy with say 5 inches ?
DeadIzzy
IT starts with a joke about penis size because that’s what gave me the inspiration to start this one. I hit other body parts because I didn’t want to seem like I was picking on anyone. I am pretty sure if I made it all about hating tity implants then alot of the girls and possibly guys would think I was being sexist. The locker room thing was ment more as a joke and I see now that should have been worked a bit better. It was actually as I recall inspired by a at least a couple movies where female reporters for some reason were doing interviews in locker rooms.
Regardless as to if a person finds certain things creepy or not there are people that will do things to put them selves in the position to build fantasies on. Like there could be a guy who hangs out near the doorway to the girls locker room to listen to whats going on inside. A gay man might play football to hang out in the locker room with other nude males. I am not saying that all of them do it. But I will say there are people that don’t feel shame and will do these things invited or not. Liek during one of his podcasts, Joe Rogan talked about a guy who went to the same gym you worked out at and people would constantly find him staring at there crotches as if trying to see their dicks. The greater number of people listen to that voice in their head and don’t do that stuff. Some people don’t listen to it or don’t have it.
BBW Talks Toys
Yes, there are perverts out there who do those things, but it sounds as if you’re generalizing a majority into a very small minority. (Perhaps there are better sources of inspiration than Joe Rogen
… I kind of mean that as a joke, and kind of mean that seriously… jus’ sayin’)
Poor choices in this particular post aside, I think I can really get into your humor once you refine your technique. Comedy translates differently to the written word than it does orally. It takes more setting up and careful use of punctuation to really have it translate to be as funny as it seems in your head. If you read my blog, you can see what I mean. If you’d like, I’d be willing to exchange email addresses with you and help you with that. I’m pretty good in the grammar department as well.
Firekitten
I have to disagree, I’ve only had sex with four people and I know enough to know when someone is big, small, or average. In fact my first experience was with someone who was very well endowed and I knew it as a naive and sheltered 16 year old.
It really is all about how you work what you have.
DeadIzzy
I don’t recall what I said exactly. But the idea should have been that one experience can shape ones perception. Like if you have never seen how big a horses dick is and someone said they were hung like a horse. Then you might not know to say “BULL SHIT.” HAHAHA
blondie
Overall, it was fucking funny as hell.
DeadIzzy
Even the comments section. lol
BS
Hilarious!…alot of women beat the living f–king hell outta guys (on the d!ck size issue)on every sex/health forum ive ever seen online (the topic never goes away and is fodder for alot of misandrist women)and this guy throws up a whimsical opinion,sacrcasm piece that really doesn’t insult anyone and he’s villified? Wow..what about the endless d!ck bashing that you see-even of Eden’s Fantasys and then the preference card is pulled up as an excuse.Yeah okay….whatever.
DeadIzzy
I’m guessing this person got a kick out of what I wrote as well as the comments made on it.
Has anyone esle thought that anyone could put a name of another person and speak as if they were that person. Not that I would do that. But with the way this is set up. It would be easy for anyone to do.
Ayameko
IMHO,white men have the PERFECT size peen.
<3 Wm