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Pleasurists #55

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #54? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #56? Use our submission form and submit it before Sunday November 29th at 11:59pm PST. Be sure to read our submission guidelines.

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Elise by Scintillectual

    • Remember when I said I was on hiatus from relationships? Well, I lied. I know, I know! I can hear my friends railing now about the fact that I jump into things too quickly and yes, she has already moved in with me. But, really, I do think she’s THE ONE. Before you get all hot and bothered, let me introduce you. Dear reader, this is LELO Elise.

    Note: Apparently I’m loving LELO reviews again this month (last week’s EP was LELO Ella)! I’ve read many many Elise reviews so they have to be special in order for them to catch my eye or make me want to finish them, and this one is written in an extremely entertaining manner so even if you’re burned out on LELO reviews like I thought I was it’s definitely worth the read.

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Pleasurists #54 (Where the kitty gets Editors pick)

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.

Did you miss Pleasurists #53? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #55? Submit it here before Sunday November 22nd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor’s Pick

  • LELO Ella by Victoria

    • People may have no idea just how much pleasure and perfect g-spot stimulation that unassuming hunk of silicone provides. (Those fools!)
    Also, you may want to use Ella as a pretend phone, or let your other toys argue with your cats about it. Just a little suggestion of my own.

    Note: While there were many wonderful reviews this week and the EP was a difficult choice I was won over by the wonderfully amusing and fantastic pictures that accompany this review. Talk bubbles, kitties, and attempts to use a sex toy as a phone (among other amusing antics) set the review apart while the text gives you more of the usual toy information. I love it.

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Pleasurists #53

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.

Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Editor

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Editor’s Pick

  • Eroscillator by Epiphora

    • True to its name, the Eroscillator oscillates rather than producing regular up and down vibrations. That may not sound amazing to you, and I understand. I used to wonder what oscillating even meant. Was the attachment going to spin in circles crazily? Was it going to assault my clit? How could oscillations feel better than vibrations? Oh, it’s hilarious to think about now…

    Note: After hearing about this review for weeks and effectively building up the anticipation Epiphora has finally produced what is a truly epic review (which may actually be a love letter). Some reviews just have to be epic, the toy demands it, and true to form Epiphora delivers an amusing, honest, and well written review that fits the toy perfectly, and makes me (and possibly you too) desperately wish to own one. I consider it necessary reading.

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Review Roundup 11.06.09

Did you catch it this week?  We had everything from sparkly vampire dildos to massaging frogs, Sunny Leone pussies to ostrich feathers.  And, of course, some BDSM goodness.  All sorts of good stuff, which is no wonder, considering we had over a hundred and sixty reviews come in this week alone.

Wooohooo!  That’s a whole lot of lovin’!

Head on over to the forum, offer up your congrats to those in the roundup.  And don’t forget to vote for your favorites in the Rumble and get your nominations up for next week!

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Pleasurists #52

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #51? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #53? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Note: Apologies for being late yet again, I was so hoping not to be this week. In case you don’t follow Pleasursts on twitter I was in the hospital for a few days and sans laptop. Sorry!

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

    • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.

    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.

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Review Roundup 10.30.09

Did y’all have a good Halloween?  I went outside last night as we were leaving and was startled by that nearly full moon!  So fitting.

The Halloween roundup didn’t have much in the way of ghouls and goblins but it did have some great sex toys — and some serious funniness!  Red Roulette’s review of the Macho Stallions double cock ring, in particular, had me in stitches!

We also had Oggins with Whipped and Loving It, her second review of the week, and I have to say…  Oggins really is one of the best.  I love reading every review she does.

Sundae is a new reviewer to Eden Fantasys and she was in the roundup with a rabbit vibe and her Wonderland riddled review, while Alan and Michelle brought us a good one on a golden cock ring.

Finally, we had mamastoys with a sheer, gorgeous babydoll worth five stars.  Hotness!

LoveHoney took another week off so the spotlight was purely on EF this week and, as you can see, there were some good ones.  Don’t forget to stop by and show some love — and to vote for YOUR favorites in the weekly Review Rumble, where you can also vote for your faves for next week.  Lastweek we had dual winners which was way cool!

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Pleasurists #51

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #50? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #52? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Madame Editrix
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Editor’s Pick

  • Liberator Axis by Nadia West

    • And when you’re not getting it on, you can use it as a back support as you sit up in bed. I think there’s many uses I can come up with for the axis, it’s just a question of creativity and time.

    Note: Not only do I think this review is wonderfully succinct and has a great comparison of the Axis and Wedge (something I’ve been wondering about) but I couldn’t help but love the suggestion above as I’m currently lounging against a Whirl and using a Ramp as a laptop table.

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Pleasurists #50

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #49? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #52? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Note: these are reviews that were posted approximately on or between October 4th and October 18th, Pleasurists #51 will be coming out shortly.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Alumina Pace by namelesschaos

    • [A]ll Alumina toys are composed of two sides (with an o-ring in the center) which unscrew allowing you to mix-and-match them with other Alumina toys. Get 2 or more Alumina toys and you can unleash your inner sex toy maker/mad scientist and create all short of mix and match options.

    Note: I really enjoy this review primarily because of the combination pictures of Pace, Flow, and Revolve. This is the best example that I’ve seen of how the Alumina line can be arranged with each other.

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Review Roundup 10.16.09

Lots of stuff in the roundup last week.  I can’t believe it’s Gary’s 16th!  And Sammi’s 100th review!

What a week!

And on top of that we had a record breaking 178 reviews total.  Whoa.  Y’all are busy beavers, man.

This week, we had toyfreek, mrsthomasjohnson, rayne, me and sammi in the roundup — with everything from finger vibes to clitifier videos to the Sasi.  Plus we had LoveHoney’s additions!  Go take a peek for yourselves!  And stop by to congratulate Ms Sammi while you’re at it. :)  She seriously takes the cake for good reviewers who are always kind, helpful and positive in attitude, even when they get less than positive toys.

Don’t forget to check out the video review thread, too.  We’re still looking for more folks to participate in that program!

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Pleasurists 48

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #47? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #49? Submit it here before Sunday October 11th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Madame Editrix

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Stroker by Undressed Reviews

    • I was really excited when this toy arrived. I really wanted to like it. Really badly. So badly that when I initially hated it, I just assumed that I was doing something wrong because Tantus and its Stroker were obviously above suspicion. On a mission to prove me and my stupid nerve endings wrong, I ask the internet about the Tantus Stroker.

Note: What makes this review is actually the accompanying visual aids, specifically the video of the awkward sound the stroker makes and the picture at the bottom of the review which I absolutely love. You must go see it!

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