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Things I love and hate about porn. A mini-series part 3.
**This is an opinion piece. Please remember that all comments are okay, even if you strongly disagree with the author, but should be kept respectful! Neither Eden Fantasys, Eden Cafe nor the editor at Eden Cafe endorse these opinions as their own, they are solely the opinions of the author** I was going to write [...]
Continue reading...The humor of sex toys
30. July 2010
This one day I was kind of chatting with my favorite pornstar (Raven Riley) about dildos when I said something that is very true and got a good laugh out of her. I stated that some of these sex toys look really weird and some even look like they should be in some sci-fi movie. [...]
Continue reading...Combating the Dark Side (of sex toy reviewing)
29. July 2010
DarthSarah painted a pretty bleak picture in her post about The Dark Side. I bet she even drew some of you over to her side with a buncha “Yeah, you’re right! That’s annoying!”s. I know I was tempted. She is right. After a while, sex toy reviewing becomes repetitive, monotonous and boring. But there are [...]
Continue reading...The Dark Side of Reviewing Sex Toys
23. July 2010
There are things that no one warns you about when you enter into any new situation. They tend to paint a prettier picture so that they can convince you that it’s something you want to do. If they do give you any indication of what you’re in for it’s usually described with the most polite [...]
Continue reading...Things I love and hate about porn. Part 2.
6. July 2010
I said that in this one I was going to talk about something I like and after the previous article you wouldn’t expect me to not like it. Some of you may even become mad at me for saying what I said in the previous article by the time you are done reading this one. [...]
Continue reading...Things I love and hate about porn. A mini series.
5. July 2010
For years I have been looking at pictures of naked women and even videos of them. I have found various things I liked and various things I did not like. Over whatever amount of time it takes me to write these, I will discuss various things I liked and well hated about the porn sites [...]
Continue reading...Gift giving on holidays
2. July 2010
by JR and Cynthia The 4th of July is right around the corner here in America and we’re in the lull of the holiday year. The summer seems to have the least amount of commercial holidays (in which you’re expected to spend money). A lot of people aren’t even thinking about gift giving holidays right [...]
Continue reading...Casual Observations from a Trash TV Junkie
29. June 2010
When I’m away at school, I don’t watch television. I don’t have the time, or a TV set of my own, and the last time I actively watched television was during the Winter Olympics. However, one of the perks of being home (at least until my family starts haranguing me to unpack/get a job/etc) is to [...]
Continue reading...Possibly overlooked sex toy ideas
15. June 2010
A tongue in cheek look at sex toys missing from the marketplace, by DeadIzzy Once upon a time I was thinking and realized that there is something people could be used as a sex toy that might be getting passed up. That is the PS2 controller. When you play the right game and don’t disable [...]
Continue reading...The Fear of Farting : Adventures in the Land of Anal Creampies
15. June 2010
One Asshole’s Perspective I wasn’t always a fan of butt lovin, in fact at one time I avoided or reacted violently to the prospect of anything going near my rear. Once my fear of anal sex, which was mostly founded as a result of misinformation and a bad experience or two, was overcome new concerns [...]
Continue reading...Bad sex toy ideas
28. May 2010
Bad sex toy ideas By DeadIzzy I was sitting around one day when I had a thought. An idea to make a exercise bike with a dildo, or something like that, would go into a girls pussy and as she peddled the dildo would vibrate and or spin, maybe go up and down to produce [...]
Continue reading...Perving Dr. Seuss
2. March 2010
With two small children, I read a lot of books. Some of them multiple times. Particular favorites in our house include all of Dr. Seuss. He’s great fun to read, but by now I think I have all of his stories and tongue-twisters memorized. I find myself doing rhymes during the day when I’m talking [...]
Continue reading...Fire Crotch
1. March 2010
My husband and I really enjoy cooking. We try to explore new recipes on a fairly regular basis. Sometimes it’s just for each other, but family gatherings give us the best opportunities to show off our culinary skills. We will spend a couple of weeks discussing what we want to fix and spend the day [...]
Continue reading...Anal Diary: It’s happened, my eyes are getting too big for my ass
13. January 2010
I honestly never thought I would fall into the trap of having eyes too big for my ass, but yes, it’s finally come upon us. I no longer know the limits of my own ass. I’ve been looking around a lot on EF lately trying to figure out what to get with the holiday discount [...]
Continue reading...Pornolingus
31. December 2009
So there you are, sitting on your couch, note pad in hand watching the latest installment of Captain Schwanger and His Merry Band of Chubs. Opening act scene three, Little miss Tramplina Crotchgoblin is laid back over the hood of Chuck Twistydick’s shiney new Feraragini 600xyz. Her head stuffed in the hood scoop, her legs [...]
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