The other day I started thinking about Bloody Mary, and that whole stupid game of standing in front of a mirror and saying her name three times, and then something is supposed to happen. Well I want to know, why isn’t there a positive version of this game? Like, why can’t you stand in front of a mirror and say Marilyn Monroe’s name three times and she’s suddenly sucking your dick? Except for the fact that getting a blow job from a dead person would be a bit weird, I don’t know why this couldn’t work.

What if you don’t want to get a blow job from a dead porn actress or movie star? What if you stand in front of a mirror or a box of condoms and say Halley Berry three times, and she’s suddenly naked on your bed and ready to fuck?

If this actually worked, who would most women use it on? I think it would be funny to see Arnold Schwarzenegger used and popped into a porn film. Just to hear him give lines in that kind of film while getting his dick sucked. Even funnier if the girl bit his dick.

Would any girl choose Kenny Rogers? If so, would it be to hear him play the guitar during sex?

Would anyone choose Ron Jeremy? Would that be when he was younger and could still suck his own dick, or when he’s older and time has not been kind to him? Would you choose him, just to fuck a legend in the industry?

Would anyone choose Weiner just because you feel bad for him posting pics of his dick and probably not getting laid after it?

Would anyone choose Dustin Hoffman and make him fuck you while acting like Rain Man? “Yeah I like your pussy. It’s very holy.”

Would anyone actually be daring enough to use this game to try to fuck an alien? I think you would have to be careful, because what if you make up a name and you get an alien with spikes on its genitals? Now you have a horny alien with nothing to fuck with. Guess you better have a FleshLight in case that happens.

What if you chose a person who was dead, and it wasn’t their spirit that came to fuck you? What if you then have a skeleton on your bed? At least you could hang that on the wall as a conversation piece.

“How did you get that skeleton?”

“Oh, I said Abraham Lincoln three times, and it just popped up.”

Are there any guys out there that would actually want to fuck the woman with the biggest tits in the world, or would you be afraid you would get suffocated by them? What if, from her bouncing up and down, her tits beat the shit out you? Now you have a weird story to tell of how you got two black eyes without fighting, I guess.

I think that is all I can think of. I would love it if some other people could come up with other ideas for this, or maybe some funny answers. Have some fun and laugh people.