Only two blogs on my list this week – one has a cool contest and the other one of the funniest “reviews” of a vibrator I’ve seen yet.

We’ll start with the funny.

Eden Fantasys’ own Drew G recently emailed Canadian Bald Guy with this message:

Canadian Bald Guy,

We are thinking of launching a fun promo I thought you might be interested in.

Basically we want to do something like — what’s really in your sex toy or what makes your vibe buzz etc.

We are looking for guys to basically take a toy, smash it with a hammer, take some photos, and write about what the guts of a vibe are really like.

Fun, technological to a degree, but mostly just discovery and discussion of what kind of machines they are.

What do you think?

The Canadian Bald Guy?  He said sure.  His experiments with that vibrator in his post What’s Inside Your Vibe, amused me endlessly yesterday.  Definitely not your standard review and definitely worth checking out.

Moving along, we’ve got a contest! Well, we have one here on Eden Cafe, too, that you should have entered already and if you haven’t, get moving, but besides that, the good folks over at Oysters and Chocolate are having a totally awesome Vampire Lust contest.

We mentioned it on the Eden Fantasys forums and some of you may have caught it there, but I wanted to bring it some attention here, too.

Jordan and Samantha are the editors of OystersandChocolate.com – the premiere ezine of literary erotica. They are also editors of Oysters & Chocolate: Erotic Stories of Every Flavor published by NAL a division of Penguin Group.  (And if you wonder, why the name?  Oysters and chocolate are both aphrodisiacs, but obviously they don’t belong on the same plate. They represent the spectrum of sexuality and sensuality from bondage to romance. The question Jordan and Samantha want to ask and answer at Oysters & Chocolate erotica is what turns you on?)

The details of the contest?

…Oysters & Chocolate’s first ever Vampire themed erotic short story contest sponsored by EdenFantasys sex toys. We invite you to tap into your darker erotic side and send us your best vampire themed erotic short story.

The three sexiest and most seductive vampiric tales will win a $25 gift certificate fromEdenFantasys sex toys, as well as our $10 thank-you payment. Our number one editors’ favorite will be published on the unholiest of holy days – October 31st.

Additionally eleven runner-up Vampire tales will be selected for publication on Oysters & Chocolate, beginning October 18th  (and will be awarded the usual $10 thank-you fee).

Guidelines can be found here but check it out soon.  The deadline is Oct 1st – which seems far away in the heat of summer but is really just around the corner!  Browse the rest of the site while you’re over there, cuz, speaking of heat…

There’s some hot, hot stuff.

That’s it for this week’s roundup.  Don’t forget to send me a comment or use the contact form if you want your blog considered for a future roundup.  We love to give link love.