Bad sex toy ideas
By DeadIzzy
I was sitting around one day when I had a thought. An idea to make a exercise bike with a dildo, or something like that, would go into a girls pussy and as she peddled the dildo would vibrate and or spin, maybe go up and down to produce sexual pleasure. Being that the closest thing to this I had seen or heard of was the Sybian sex machine I emailed the idea to them. I admit if I had thought about it longer I would probably have seen the error in the idea. Since then I have actually seen something like it on spankwire.com where a girl had a regular bike with a dildo that went through the seat and into her pussy. As she pedaled it went up and down. When she rode it however she moved slowly and with good reason. The faster and more she would have pedaled the more pleasure she would feel and be more likely to crash with the distraction.
After realizing the error in the idea I had the vision of a girl using the exercise bike and falling off because of her orgasm, if she was lucky enough to get that far. But also thinking of how a girls legs may stop functioning normally as she felt more pleasure or orgasmed made me realize what was wrong with the idea. I am sure there could be other problem as well. But those are the ones I have come up with.
With thought I started thinking what other sex toy ideas would be really bad and I came up with one that would be pretty bad for both sexes. This would be a dildo for girl and something like the FleshLight for guys that would operate while driving. Obviously it would have to be adjustable or it would not insert properly into a pussy or allow for the insertion of a dick into it. Now the idea is that the sex toy would vibrate, spin, move back and forth, or whatever was determined to work best for orgasms. Whatever motion was produced would be made by the engine of the vehicle being driven. So in essence, the faster you drive the more pleasure you feel.
This would cause three problems. One chances are people would be fighting to drive a lot more and two the pleasure you feel would become very distracting and you would probably crash. It would certainly be entertaining for the police, if you are not badly injured, to respond to and find out what happened. I would be willing to bet that this would never get made and if it did it would get outlawed really fast. Third would be that when you are driving with this thing, you would want to drive as fast as possible, so speeding tickets would become a very big problem.
One other thing I have seen done is making a sex toy out of a saw. I can not think of the type of saw used as I am not a power tool person. But I know it is done. Some time ago a woman was take to the hospital after doing this because she got cut up inside by the blade. Her husband was the one operating the machine. Now maybe it’s just me but while using power tools to make sex toys may be a good idea. I would hope that most people at the least would know to remove the blade. Not doing that makes it a very bad sex toy idea.