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Here it is! December’s EdenVlogs Topic of the Month!

In the beginning of each month, I’ll post a short video giving you the EdenVlogs Topic of the Month. You’ll record yourself telling us what you think, then email me the link at rayne(at) edenfantasys[dot]com. This one is for December.

Anyone can participate! Do what you want with it. Make it creative, fun, and representative of you. Don’t show your face if you don’t want to. Just give us something to look at. Xtranormal characters, or pretty pictures you took with your smartphone, or images that pertain to the post, or your feet. SOMETHING! In return, I’ll send you a $10 gift card (maybe more if it’s really good) to EdenFantasys! No joke!

The Rules:

1. If you’ve never contributed to EdenCafe before, I’ll need a username, an email address we can make public (This is for your benefit. If someone sees your stuff and thinks you’re awesome, they’ll know how to get ahold of you!) and, if you’d like, a short bio. If you don’t have a public email address, you can create one free and easy through Hotmail, Yahoo, or Gmail, just to name a few.

2. Include “EdenVlog” in the title. The best way to do this is the way we do it here on EdenCafe. example: “EdenVlog: My Favorite Sex Toy”

3. So other people can learn how to participate, in the description box, after entering your description, add this paragraph:

ANYONE can participate in the EdenVlogs topic of the month and you get a gift card to EdenFantasys for doing it! Just record yourself talking about the topic and upload the finished product to EdenTube. Then email Rayne at rayne(at)edenfantasys( d0t)com with a link and your profile information!

4. In tags, in addition to any other tags that fit (sex toy, vibrator, etc.) use “Vlog” and “EdenVlog”.

Thanks! Can’t wait to watch them!

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So I curl up on the couch on Tuesday and open up the news searching for some juicy sex-related gossip. Google News, Reader, a couple sex sites and various tabloids are open in ten or twenty tabs in Chrome. It looks like a flurry of sex news chaos but lost among the mix are the maybes. This is my morning routine Tuesday through Friday. I am, in a word, spoiled.

This Tuesday, though, I began closing tabs early. I’m laughing so hard at one story it’s pathetic, really. And the other… The other just blows me away every time I encounter a situation like it.

The latter is your story, Mr. T.I.

“Man, I will say this,” you told Vibe. “The funniest joke I ever heard [Tracy Morgan] say during a stand-up was, ‘C’mon man, I think gay people are too sensitive. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.’ That shit was funny to me. And it’s kind of true. [The gays] are like,‘If you have an opinion against us, we’re gonna shut you down.’ That’s not American. If you’re gay you should have the right to be gay in peace, and if you’re against it you should have the right to be against it in peace.”

Here’s the thing. I get your point. I even agree with part of what you said. You and Tracy Morgan, just like me, are free to think and say whatever you want about whatever you want. Even though the rest of the joke you mentioned is about how Tracy Morgan would stab his son to death if he acted feminine, nobody ever said he wasn’t entitled to his opinion.

They just said his opinion is fucked up.

Honestly, on a personal level, Tracy Morgan’s opinion on homosexuality and a falsetto son ain’t shit to me. That’s between him, his family and his conscience. By the gods, if it’ll make him happy, he can go right ahead and spew all the hate speech (cause really, what would you call threatening to murder someone? But don’t get it twisted. My problem’s with the murdering bit, not the opinion itself.) he’d like. And I’ll stand with you, right here behind him, protecting his right to say whatever he wants.

I don’t even know Tracy Morgan. He’s a comedian from Brooklyn who finds jokes about stabbing one’s son to death funny. I’ve seen a couple movies he’s in. The humor in them is similar, but usually a bit more tasteful. And that about sums up my knowledge base of him.

If I were an asshole, I’d attribute all sorts of fucked up stereotypes to him. But I’m not (that kind of asshole) so I won’t. Instead, I’ll judge him by the single stand-up I’ve ever had the (dis)pleasure of watching him do, and tell you flat out what I think.

Fella, I think Tracy Morgan’s an asshole. And that’s my right.

First of all, “If you can take a dick you can take a joke.”? Really? What does that even mean? Should all us gay and bisexual men and hetero and bisexual women tread lightly around you heterosexual men cause y’all can’t take a joke? Or are we still pretending we’re talking about free speech here?

You’re right, T.I. Everyone has the right to their own opinion regardless of what I think about it. But while we’re touting Tracy Morgan’s right to an opinion, how about you stand up for mine? I’ll leave you alone if you leave me alone? I’m cool with that.

But I still think he’s an asshole. I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

Signed,
What’s Good for the Goose is Only Good for the Gander if He’s Straight

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Wow! You guys really like your Black Friday sales! Some of you weren’t even sure what Cyber Monday is! We expected that. It’s fairly new.

So while you were out shopping, we were still getting entries. And this morning we decided to pick some winners. Check out the widget below to see if you’ve won!

Congratulations, y’all! If you see your name drop me a line at rayne(at)edenfantasys-dot-com with your mailing address, and we’ll get these prizes out to you as soon as possible.

And don’t forget! There’s another giveaway this week! We’re giving away the new We-Vibe III!