Ok, so I stole that from Mr. Show, but we just got new cock rings.
Gear Essentials cock rings are the newest addition to our HUGE inventory of sexual goodies! We have been lucky enough to get our hands on some superior quality cock rings, but none as solid and beautiful as the Gear Essentials line.
If you can handle the brilliant intensity of the solid, metal cock ring… you’d be hard pressed to find a style more breathtaking than Gear Essentials. They are jewelry for your family jewels!
These are a few of my favorites from their “Engraved” collection. Hello gorgeous!
A cock ring is a great way to maintain an erection for an extended period of time without the dangerous side effects of the uber-potent prescriptions.
I know a middle-aged guy who blacked out after having what was described to me as “very athletic” sex on Viagra. He suffered temporary memory loss (he forgot who was running for President) and there are several hours of this fateful day he STILL has no recollection of. He was told by the docs that the drug’s intense shifting of blood pressure is what caused the damage.
Needless to say, a good old-fashioned cock ring is a lot safer than a 4 hours drug haze.
Though extremely beautiful, the Gear Essentials rings are far from delicate.They are “diesel”, and not to be worn without a little warning from yours truly.These are NOT beginners’ cock rings, they are bloody heavy! If you have never worn a cock ring before, you might want to start off with something a bit lighter and more manageable; like the Tantus Beginner cock ring or anadjustable style.
If you are ready for a superior, sturdy steel cock ring be sure to grab one of these bad boys from EdenFantasys; we are going to be carrying them in various styles, sizes, and finishes.
Screw engagement rings! If a guy has a Gear Essentials ring, I’ll be the one kneeling on the floor! “With this ring, I thee BED!”
With Love and Erection,
Sex Toy Specialist to the Stars!
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