Anal Diary: It’s happened, my eyes are getting too big for my ass

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I honestly never thought I would fall into the trap of having eyes too big for my ass, but yes, it’s finally come upon us. I no longer know the limits of my own ass. I’ve been looking around a lot on EF lately trying to figure out what to get with the holiday discount code. After not too much thought I figured out I need at least one more plug since my plug arsenal is small and rather pathetic. So I figure, why not go with the Tristan? It’s popular, it’s pretty, it’s silicone – enough said. But then for some reason I felt compelled to get more and so I waltz myself onto Twitter begin asking people what they think I should get. Despite many of my blogger friends telling me things like, “The njoy Pure Plug Large is way bigger in person” and that the Tristan II is “huge as fuck,” I still felt compelled to buy one for future use.

Then I stopped myself and realized, “Oh no, it has really happened. I’m becoming a butt toy hoarder.” Seriously, I sound like a grandmother who has lived through the depression and buys 20 lbs. of potatoes every time they go on sale. I really, really don’t need toys I’m not going to use or rather, can’t physically use at all. Right now I have two plugs in my drawer that haven’t been used. Do I really need more?

So, I decided it was time to lay down some rules for buying new toys:

1) If it is a hard material like glass or metal make sure to buy it a little smaller than I would in silicone.
2) If it’s silicone, calculate the give, but don’t think that I can take something a full ½” bigger than the largest one I have at the time.
3) Don’t buy anything with more than a ¼” jump from the biggest one I currently own.

After applying all of these rules my eyes came back into reality. I decided that I should only buy things I’m sure I can use and never buy anything for future use, no matter how good the deal looks to be. Because let’s face it, how much money do college students really have to spare for something they’re not going to use? Yeah, I agree – none. Also, most of the regular reviewers on EdenFantasys have enough toys to give one to every citizen of a small town. Do we really need more?

In conclusion, I know this is something you probably already know, but I also know how tempting it can be to get just that one plug that has been catching your eye to use later on. My only advice is to wait and it will make using that plug when you finally get it so much more enjoyable. Seriously, who doesn’t love running in with their box from outside, washing the toy and using it right then and there?[1] Have fun and don’t let your eyes rule your ass.

[1] Unless it’s 10 degrees outside and your toy happens to be metal or glass. Freezing cold toy in my ass? No thanks. A bath of warm water will cure that just fine.