In the previous diary episode we learned quite a few things:

• You want to make sure that your home is as critter free as needed, meaning creatures can be around, but you want to beware of the ones wanting to munch on your precious toys.

• You can reuse parts of your toys, or the entire piece.

• And that sometimes the gods smile upon you, and the beginner’s luck decides to be on your side when you head to choose a toy without knowing enough about them.

After my wonderful, full of pleasure, beautiful delicious vibe became a victim of a mouse rampaging around in O/our home, as you have read already, I have found the most excellent excuse to whine and whimper to my Master as much as I humanly could to make Him let me pick some new toys, and the more the better I wanted to have of course!

Shopping!

I looked up the site that seemed to offer the lowest prices, so I could get even more for the same price my Master let me spend.

I found one, which wasn’t like EdenFantasys of course, and the only features it had were that it had categories to choose from, and it listed the toys from lowest prices to highest.

I was browsing for days and days to find the best items for my birthday (as my Master gave in finally because indeed, such a goof girl with a soul like a kids can hardly give up on birthday presents), and finally chose a set of vibes and a finger vibe.

The purple set of vibes was about $45, consisting of a traditional vibe, three harder jelly sleeves, and a bullet with a TPR-silicone nubby sleeve. (Loving purple was a big reason of ending up with that set.)

The finger vibe was the blue FingO Mini Massager, for about $5, and I planned to get it to use as an aid and more fun for the blissful times of mating away with my OnlyLord.

I was whining for the price of $50 because I saw that, in the right hours, you could have free shipping, and free gifts on the top of that!

Oh NO!

Let’s start with the package arriving…

I received my toys, and only one free gift whereas I expected three free gifts with the free shipping.
I even wrote to them to ask why in the world I received only one free gift. It turned out, as they wrote me, that I shouldn’t even have got a free gift at all, so I am lucky it landed in my package. Lack of attention, silly me!

And the best parts were just coming!

I was as happy as an enthusiastic toy-lover could be, and I rushed to enjoy O/our hot tub with my Master, because, other than the bullet, all my toys were waterproof.

I tried the FingO Massager first. It felt wonderfully slippery and teasing with its texture under the water, but the vibrations were horribly low for my taste. I never knew before that vibes can be weaker than the wonderful first toy of mine I had to bid goodbye to! It was only a cool tickle, but far from enough for me, so it was high time to get to the set with the three different sleeves.

I think I don’t even have to explain here how disappointed I was to see that the vibe was a slim little piece of thing, and I ended up getting it because there was no info AT ALL on the site about the size! I had no idea at all it would be thinner than my good old toy!!! It took two AAA batteries. I put them in already, and after trying it under the water I was outraged to feel that I BARELY FELT ANYTHING!

I tried not to hiss and curse in my snarly disappointment, as I didn’t want my Master to see that I was so pissed off about the purchase I whined so much to be able to make, and what I felt so extremely grateful for that He let me spend all that money on toys only.

I went on to trying the sleeves. A long, looser one slipped on very easy, but it had a long part not covering the vibe, so it really didn’t mean any arousal I wanted to have. I went on to another one, looking like a slim, realistic male member. It was tight, I was struggling to put it on, I tried some water too, nothing, ok, let’s try some saliva, nothing! After fighting with it to slide the sleeve on, I could manage it with some more saliva, tried it, ok, it’s somewhat teasing, let’s see the other one…

It Gets Better?  Hmmm. Maybe Not…

The curvy G-spot sleeve with its hard tip was next, and I tried to get the previous sleeve off somehow, snuggling tight around the vibe like crazy.

“C’mon, gods dammit, I know you’ll slide off somehow, I can’t believe this, c’mon!”

The sleeve came off finally…

My vibe BROKE!!!

I couldn’t even remember the long and “well-ornamented”, artistically twisted cursing escaping my mouth, making my Master laugh after His Stare at my new toy with its head broken off, having me curse the inventors of plastic back into their parents and then down into the holes of the 25th hell…

I wanted to save my toys, I wanted to save them so badly with my creativity that I end up saying “fuck it, my vibe is broke, if it doesn’t work anymore who cares how it will die, under the water or in any other ways!”

I put on the G-spot sleeve, started to test it to check out how a G-spot teaser feels like, and see a miracle, MY TOY WAS STILL WORKING JUST FINE!

My Master left after a while, as I was trying my best to make myself come, cause dammit, I am gonna FULLY ENJOY MY NEW TOYS! He wished me the best luck with an impish grin, leaving me to finish myself off with these awkward, really weird toys…

It took a while to manage it with the weak finger vibe and the curve scratching and hurting my flesh, but my, I managed it finally!

Now the set of vibe and sleeves lay in my first toy chest left alone for more than a year already, the finger vibe I used with other bullets a lot as a clit attachment successfully, and was happy to own at least one, very powerful, perfectly working bullet!

And my next venture into Toy Land was to obtain my very first rabbit vibe ever.

In the next episode…